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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 12:28:28 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
I know you've missed me terribly and I do
apologize for neglecting you, mon cher. But
Adonis is up now, which means happy time will
resume. Also, did you know there is a term
called "Davian Behavior"? It's literally
named which because of the name Dave. What it
is, is the scientific term for necrophilia in
the animal kingdom. (missed me?) xoxo
(ooc note: She's not making it up!
Read about it here) |
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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 12:30:53 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
Did more research-- it comes from this
limerick:
"There was an old miner named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
You have to admit
He hadn't much wit
But look at the money he saved!"
I wish I came up with that. You better
have some whiskey waiting for me when
I get back. xoxo
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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 13:19:25 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
It sounds like perhaps I should be
bringing the whiskey to YOU. Is everything
alright or did you just toss deep, dark
sexiness my way to divert my attention
from Mr. Rhodes?
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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 13:26:42 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
Good, I like whiskey better when its
purchased by foul mouthed tattooed boys
anyway. (; Hes alive, which is all that
matters in the end, yeah?
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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 13:37:48 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
You better be doing it right.Naked under
the full moon with Native American symbols
drawn on your chest with the blood of a
virgin. If not, I don't want any part of
it. I got Doni a stuffed animal. Its a
duck. Does that make it less gay than
a teddy bear?
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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 13:46:10 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
Yeah, but the other thing I plan to give
him WITH the duck can hardly be considered
gay. Its alright to be jealous, cupcake.
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Post by kyra on Jul 2, 2011 14:07:39 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
I've already seen 'em, partner. You're
gonna have to do better than that to even
convince me. But you have time to come
up with something. I'll be preoccupied
for awhile...
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Post by kyra on Jul 3, 2011 11:22:12 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
If it makes you feel any better you were
very adamant about cleaning up the vomit
that was on my lap. I wish I recorded your
theories about how unsanitary vomit is
for vaginas. For a moment,I was almost
convinced you went to medical school...
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Post by kyra on Jul 3, 2011 17:05:55 GMT -5
BAMF EVANS sent a text at hammer time
Had I known they covered the hard hitting
topics like vaginal vomit infections, I
would have tuned in. I'm making me and the
twin pancakes for lunch. Come and eat and
then start a pit at our show. PLZ&THNX.
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Post by CAMERON JULIETT SHARPP on Jul 4, 2011 13:25:48 GMT -5
cammie s. sent a text at lalala"hehehehe, you love me, really. plus, davey, you wouldn't do that to me. and if you did i'd call nox / just put on a show with jayde for you.  ha." |
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