-- STOP TELEPHONIN' ME !

[KIRA JUNE EVANS]

*KIRAJUNEEVANS ,

" LEAVE A MESSAGE SHITHEAD! and if this is kyra, I LOVE YOU TWINNY! "

* STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING ,
I D O N ' T W A N T T O T A L K A N Y M O R E

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* I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY ,
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david anthony harlem
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* CALL ALL YOU WANT BUT ,
T H E R E ' S N O O N E H O M E

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* AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA ,
R E A C H M Y T E L E P H O N E

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this masterpiece was created by none other than zee (a.k.a. FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @ caution two point oh). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you. Lyrics are from "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé (fitting, no?).

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[KIRA JUNE EVANS]

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[JAYDE VALERIE BAUDELAIRE]

from Jayde Baudelaire

Is asking a question really that goddamn offensive?
Holy Fuck. I noticed you two had the same last name.
I was fucking curious if you were related.
geez. That's all.There's no fucking problem,
cool you jets down Sharky. Geez.

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[JAYDE VALERIE BAUDELAIRE]

from Jayde Baudelaire

WOAH WOAH, call me bitch again.
See where the fuck that ends you up.
I've SEEN Kyra around, where the
fuck are you from then? Because "is she your sister"
doesn't sound like goddamn fighting words to me
. Grow up.

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[JAYDE VALERIE BAUDELAIRE]

from Jayde Baudelaire

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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[dave]

david anthony harlem
6 2 4 - 1 4 6 1
the archer's bows have brokenby brand new

[dave]

from dave fucking harlem

remind me to give you a formal welcome to the tour, baby-girl.

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[dave]

from dave fucking harlem

I'm very aware. Don't spread this around, but there's more to tour than chatting up unbelievably hott front-women to punk bands. Believe me, I'll make it up to you.

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[dave]

from dave fucking harlem

Your sister assures me that any narcotics I provide you will come at the cost of my manhood. I can find other methods of entertainment.

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[kyra]

from thing one

I have things to bake for a certain boy in the hospital
and our Harry Potter marathon tomorrow. So I had to get
some ingredients. Yes, enough for you. (; I also picked
up booze since, I'm sure, we're going to need it for
whatever the ISE boys have planned for us tonight. Lets
eat something small for lunch while I bake, then go to
Dave and Busters for dinner and meet up with the boys
afterwards?

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