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Post by zander on Jul 6, 2011 15:58:50 GMT -5
ZANDER
IS THE MAN,
DURR!can be reached at 696 - 0142 !  Leave a message and I'll call you back after your mom leaves.  default ;; crazytrain by black sabbath
text alert ;; welcome to the jungle by guns n roses
voicemail alert ;; sex type thing by stone temple pilots
missed call ;; man in the box by alice in chains
unknown ;; dr. feelgood by motley crue  CURRENTLY EMPTY  you have four unread text messages in your inbox
you have one hundred sixty two messages in your inbox
you have two unheard voicemails. press call to dial voicemail
you have five messages saved into drafts. press clear to delete.  this phone layout was so graciously made by folieadeux of CAUTION 2.0 !
the lyrics are entirely by hey monday ! please do not remove this
credit or you will have a stalker on your hands! |
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Post by zander on Jul 6, 2011 15:59:45 GMT -5
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[font=courier new]can be reached at ### - ####[/font]
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FROM [color=2C9892][b]NAME HERE[/b][/color]
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Post by dave on Jul 6, 2011 22:37:24 GMT -5
 DAVID FUCKING HARLEMcan be reached at 624 - 1461Grabbed hold my enemy's neck
and choked 'till he ceased
Blistered with disbelief I awake dead
And when I awoke I couldn't believe it was me
All the time it was me |
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Post by dave on Jul 9, 2011 23:05:19 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM DAVID FUCKING HARLEMWTF are you? I just knocked an old lady down.
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Post by dave on Jul 10, 2011 15:40:27 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM DAVID FUCKING HARLEMDude, ew. Where the fuck are you? There's no fucking way you got the twins.
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Post by dave on Jul 10, 2011 17:12:50 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM DAVID FUCKING HARLEMBromance is prolly off 'finding' that Evie chick. --And, grannies, what can I say? They're like having sex with a pastry right out of the oven; soft, warm, filled with --
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Post by dave on Jul 10, 2011 17:23:26 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM DAVID FUCKING HARLEM--Cream. Enjoy your donuts; tell the twins I'm almost there.
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Post by LENNOX COLE MADDEN on Jul 11, 2011 1:23:25 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM LENNOX MADDENI haven't even tried talking
to her to be honest..
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Post by LENNOX COLE MADDEN on Jul 11, 2011 1:45:10 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM LENNOX MADDENHa! if that's what you wanna call it then fine.
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Post by LYNX ARIANA VIENTE on Jul 11, 2011 22:58:02 GMT -5
ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGEFROM LYNX VIENTEsure ;]
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