I've seen those hush-hush looks you give

[dave]

Hey-o. So I've got this lovely little boy named DAVID. I love him immensely but he's a little bit of a dick-head. He plays for this band called Inhaling Sweet Exhaust. They're pretty mean little bastards.

So Dave's got all sort of things wrong with him that I won't go into here. You can check his app or his plotter page if you're so inclined. On of his issues is a particularly lusty appetite. I'd like to find him a girl who'll be his steady for a while. She'd be possessive and caught up in drugs like he is. She'd make trouble for the other women in his life (there are a couple, and he care about them a lot) and get jealous of time he spends with his friends. They'd get really mean with each other when they drunk, sometimes escalating to physical violence.

I'd like this girl to be a little too much for him to handle at times. Maybe she gets over-drunk and freaks out and he has to take her out of parties and stuff. She'd be like... The contrast that makes him rethink what sort of an asshole he looks like when he's drunk. It should end in a huge break-up that can be heard for miles around. After they break up, they can continue to be dicks to each other. I'd be tickled pink if she would try and get other boys to beat him up.

After the initial breakup they could have some more on-off type stuff, though they'd never get back together permanently. I was thinking Dave would probably have to go and pick her up from ditches and stuff some times because she got so wasted. I had a small thought that maybe she might meed a dark end because of her drugs or alcohol or a violent boyfriend in the future, if you don't want to be saddled down with her forever.

The playby is up to you on this. There's more plotting to be discussed if you grab this position, but we'll get to that later. No matter what, I want this plot to be EPIC.

[POCA + THE MACHINE]

DIBS!