KISS, KISS. BANG, BANG!

[GOSSIP♥]

Hello again, you rowdy fuckers. I’ve missed you. And, boy, do I have some things to share! There was a disappointing lack of comments on my first post of the tour even if it was short as hell, so here’s to hoping I can get a few more reactions out of you bitches. We’ve left tropical Florida for all-American Texas. And we’re due for a little more drama here on tour, don’t you all think so? Let’s start off with a few things that happened while we were in Florida, eh? Little old me saw ADONIS RHODES and ARCADIA MCCARTHY locking lips! What’s that? Surprised? I hope so! Especially considering the fact that ARCADIA MCCARTHY has an unholy love affair going on with the spawn of Satan himself, DAVID HARLEM. Let’s just hope ARCADIA doesn’t start a duel between the tour’s resident Harry Potter and Voldemort. Something tells me Harry wouldn’t win this one. And, honestly, I’m kind of shooting for Voldy to win. This Harry is a little too sweet for my liking.

The tour’s Mother Whore, LADY MIMI, threw a ‘No Pants Party’ which consisted of LORELAI ANDREWS flashing her diaper and LENNOX MADDEN showing off his dinosaur panties. I’m not kidding, folks. He was really wearing dinosaur undies. Oh, if only I’d gotten a picture! Who wouldn’t want to see that stud muffin in nothing but his skivvies? LENNOX, dear? Next time you run around in almost nothing, make sure there’s a picture for me. I’d enjoy a nude picture much more – but I’ll take what I can get.

Rumor has it, MIRA SANTIAGO is working on hooking up MIMI RITER, the above mentioned Mother Whore, with JIMMY FLYNN, the manager for the ever lovely band Me Against Me. Now, I’m not saying JIMMY wouldn’t want to see MIMI’s granny panties – but why on Earth would MIRA think that was a good idea? Obviously, that girl’s got her head on backwards. With JIMMY on her list of conquest, MIMI would have already hit two out of three of the most important men of Me Against Me. I wonder if MIRA knows about the hookup that happened between MIMI and, her best friend, BENJI MORETTI… What do you folks think?

Speaking of BENJI, I spotted him at the beach checking out a nearly nude CRIMSON CARTER. Who was also spotted going skinny dipping with FRENCHIE DeBEAUVAIS. Who gave MIMI RITER her first lesbian encounter. Uhm… Is there a tour orgy in the midst? If so, where the fuck do I sign up? And how do I sign up for a healthy dose of LENNOX MADDEN, DAVID HARLEM, and NOAH RYDER?

Oh NOAH. Tattooed bad boy number three. Apparently he was in the chatroom verbally canoodling his ex, MIRA SANTIAGO. Is there a reunion in the works, people?! Fill me in! While we’re on the topic of MIRA’s exes – we all know the girl’s a serial dater; I wouldn’t be surprised if DAVID was her next boyfriend, honestly – LEON TRUCOSE has been repeatedly trying to win her affections back. And ‘accidentally’ sharing some of the juicy aspects of their previous relationships. We all know you need someone in your life MIRA, but damnit girl. Screen these guys first, will ya?

I wanna leave you all with some things to think about. Who do you think would win? Harry Potter or Voldemort -- ADONIS RHODES or DAVID HARLEM? Why does LORELAI ANDREWS wear diapers? Who will be MIRA SANTIAGO’s next boyfriend? And can LENNOX MADDEN, please, send the Gossip Queen a nudie? Sorry, personal question… Couldn’t resist. Toodles, dicks and chicks.

For all you gossip whores and life destroyers out there, got a secret to spill that’s not your own? Send me a nice little private message, using that nifty code down there, and I’ll be sure to deliver the news to the rest of the tour. Keep it juicy. Might get your secrets pushed to the bottom of the stack. Toodles. ♥ ♥ ♥

[size=0][center]HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
I GOT A SECRET FOR YA!
IT INVOLVES [b]NAME(s) HERE[/b]!
GET THIS:
[i]SECRET HERE[/i]
TELL 'EM [b]YOUR NAME OR AN ALIAS OR ANONYMOUS[/b] TOLD YOU.[/center][/size]

[GOSSIP♥]

COMMENTS||QUESTIONS?

[center]HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS [b]name here[/b], ITS [b]time here[/b].
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
[b]comment here[/b][/center][/center]

[NOAH GAGE RYDER]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS noah, ITS time to shut up.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
canoodling? really? mind your own business, alright?
you`re stepping on a lot of toes that shouldn't be stepped on, lady.
or... man. whoever.

[LORELAI GRACE ANDREWS]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS lorelai, ITS some time in the afternoon.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
... i don't wear diapers, though? o.o

[MIMI MAE RITER]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS mimi, ITS hammer time.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
no regrets, no remorse, just love.



















but no, srsly.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

this was obnoxious.
i'm going to sleep with anyone who tells me they can't make me scream.
because god damnit, i like a challenge.
if that makes me a whore, then so be it.
but i'm not really a whore.
you're a whore, though. because you sound like one.
let us live our life, eh?

and oh.
i don't wear "granny panties".
fucking bloody ignorant prick.
stop stalking us. it's unbecoming.

go attack someone your own size.

[MIRA CITALIX SANTIAGO]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS mira.santi, ITS daytime.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
Although no one can blame you for your need to expose the truth, I did want to say that your general opinion on the truth sucks. I do not need a boyfriend and there will not be any reunion of any sorts with either of my exes on the tour. For the record, I have a boyfriend and he knows who is on this tour and my history with them. Thankfully he is a mature, secure adult who doesn't feel the need to use such information to start drama.

Here's to hoping one day you too come to that place.

[ARCADIA PENN MCCARTHY]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS Arcadia McCarthy, ITS 1:33PM.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
Hey, this is so uncool..you..urgh,I have NOT been
doing anything with Adonis...we're just best friends.
He's actually a nice guy, and yeah as you said..SWEET.
It's a nice quality to have when surrounded by people
who don't even have the word in their vocabulary...
such as yourself....and I'm not in love with David..

[LENNOX COLE MADDEN]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS NOX BITCHES, ITS MY TIME.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
What the hell? What's wrong with dinos?

[MIRA CITALIX SANTIAGO]

HEY GOSSIP QUEEN!
MY NAME IS mira.santi, ITS time to get a grip.
AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
ain't a damn thing wrong with dinos =|